A cat always hits the litterbox.
You have a better chance of training a cat.
If you ask enough times, a cat may actually LISTEN to you.
You can de-claw a cat... try to get a guy to clip his toenails.
It's okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend.
A cat matures as it grows older.
Back hair on cats is cute.
It is legal in all states to neuter a cat.
Cats comfort you when you are sick.
When a cat sleeps all day it's natural, not annoying.
Unlike a man, a cat can fend for itself.
A cat is loyal.
"Meow" is never a lie.
They'll both stand outside your door and whine, but the cat will stop when it gets in.
A cat's friend is less likely to be annoying.
Cats are always cute.
The only thing a cat expects you to "put out" is food, water, and a clean litter box.